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5 Dad Jokes to Make You Chuckle
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Hey, why the long face?”
Son: Dad, why did you get a job as a mirror cleaner?
Dad: It’s all I could see myself doing.
What do you call someone with no shins? Tony. (Toe-Knee...get it?)
Why shouldn’t you write with a dull pencil?
There’s no point.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
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